As War On Christmas Intensifies Santa Releases ‘No-Sleigh-Zones’

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“Prancer took a ground-to-air missile right in the keister last year. Luckily, he’s into that kind of thing.”

—Santa Claus

*Blitzenkreig & Holly Jolly Jihad joke both removed by the editor and repackaged for Humorfeed.

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Mick Zano

Mick Zano

Mick Zano is the Head Comedy Writer and co-founder of The Daily Discord. He is the Captain of team Search Truth Quest and is currently part of the Witness Protection Program. He is being strongly advised to stop talking any further about this, right now, and would like to add that he is in no way affiliated with the Gambinonali crime family. 

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