Ghetto Shaman
⊕ The Ghetto Shaman is a spiritual healer and guru best known for his book The Tao of Skullfucking. His advice columns has arguably helped many people and he is working with The Daily Discord on a weekly podcast called All Things Discouraged. ⊕
Posted: March 1, 2013
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Dear Ghetto Shaman,
What do you make of Xenolinguistics? Cryptic messages coded within hallucinogens, sent to us from aliens or possibly even the mushrooms themselves! What a strange universe where such things can speak to us.
Kevin Starke
Dear Kevin,
Indeed. There are many, many things in this wondrous universe that speak to me that really shouldn’t…like women.
The Ghetto Shaman
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Posted: January 2, 2009
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Dear Ghetto Shaman,
What do you make of Xenolinguistics? Cryptic messages coded within hallucinogens, sent to us from aliens or possibly even the mushrooms themselves! What a strange universe where such things can speak to us.
Kevin Starke
Dear Kevin,
Indeed. There are many, many things in this wondrous universe that speak to me that really shouldn’t…like women.
The Ghetto Shaman
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Posted: October 31, 2008
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Dear Ghetto Shaman,
When contacting the spirit realms, should I first put a teaspoon of the lye crystals into the bottle of ephedrine and then agitate?
Sincerely,
Fabio 6
Dear Fabio 6,
No, no. Dude! Stop! You can’t make ayahuasca, man. You’re making methamphetamine! In which case you should use only an eighth of a teaspoon of lye crystals. Meth is usually snorted or injected but, for a more authentic ayahuasca experience, try dissolving it in a rancid birch beer while gnawing on a stick.
The Ghetto Shaman
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