Myrtle Beach, SC—One of Target’s toy departments is currently under the gun, so to speak, after an employee found a loaded black handgun on top of a superhero toy-box. The worker told authorities, “We usually sell the bullets separately for safety reasons, you know, like batteries.” Despite this strict toy safety policy, eight bullets were found in the nine millimeter weapon. Target has since decided they will not sell any more loaded guns to children. This decision has sparked outrage from many 2^nd Amendment advocates, who are wondering, “How can a store named Target be working against us?”

During an NRA support rally in Phoenix, 12 dead and 38 injured, many came out to protest the department store’s unconstitutional stance. The state of Arizona is standing by their own gun laws, which only prohibit the sale of guns to liberals. The Grand Canyon State is currently being fitted with a number of cowboy signs that read, You Must Be This High Before Discharging a Weapon in Public. This height requirement, just under three-feet tall, has angered a group of Midget Men, who are out protecting our border every day from Mexico’s infamous el Enano dwarf cartel.