Dumb Texts

This page is dedicated to the non stop dumb ass texts that are exchanged regularly between Discord Staff. Each week we pick our favorite to share with our four fans.

Top Ten Fictitious Drinks and Places to Enjoy Them

Posted: January 8, 2009

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster – The Restaurant and the End of the Universe
Fudd– The Beer & Brawl, Spittle County
Moloko– Korovs Milk Bar (for all your ultra-violence needs)

Top 10 Guinness Pours in Tucson Revealed!

Posted: February 26, 2014

Tucson is an interesting town. I immediately got a sense of the local color here, which is beige. All color in Arizona, local or otherwise, is some derivative of beige. Upon pulling into town I was greeted by a man yelling out of his car window, “Pick a lane, asshole!” and I thought, “Wow, I’m home.”

Is Craft Beer Bad For Your Sex Life? Those Craft Brew Beer Fart Blues

Posted: August 20, 2015

As the number of craft breweries in the U.S. climbs to 3,500, psychologists are taking note of a developing phenomenon. Studies suggest craft beer drinkers are having less sex. Mick Zano may hold to his man-boob phytoestrogen theory, here, but I think there’s something else lingering in the air. (Visited 484 times, 1 visits today)