When you said you had ‘private healing sessions,’ I thought you meant you had a secluded workshop or something. You sick bastard! I feel so dirty.
I’m suing your ass!
All things done to your privates were done in the line of duty—except maybe the part with the snorkel. Besides, I have no fear of lawsuits, young lady. I answer to a higher authority…the Lycoming County Parole Board.