The military is insisting President Trump learn where a country is on the map before implementing the squirting tie.
In related news, Osiris wanted in connection with an ancient pyramid scheme.
We’re pulling a Dylan on this one and not showing up for the award ceremony.
We may tweet later that we’re honored and shit #Honored&Shit.
In related news: ER visits due to priapism still the leading cause of giggling among nursing students.
And now the ‘You Had One Job’ meme, Vice Presidential style.
Muppets vow if Grover is sent to Guantanamo, they will “unleash the furry.”
Full Grover coverage here. Tell your Congressman, “Let my Muppets go!”
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