Ask The Ghetto Shaman

Ask The Ghetto Shaman

Dear Ghetto Shaman,

I was in a public restroom stall the other day and the guy next to me was humming that song, the one that goes, “I hear the secrets that you keep when you’re talking in your sleep.” I found the whole thing deeply disturbing. Do you think I need therapy or something?

The Mad Hoopster

Dear MH,

…or something. Who am I Dr. fucking Phil? Look, you should never take a dump in a public restroom; that’s why God gave us the alley.

The Ghetto Shaman

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The Ghetto Shaman

The Ghetto Shaman

⊕ The Ghetto Shaman is a spiritual healer and guru best known for his book The Tao of Skullfucking. His advice columns has arguably helped many people and he is working with The Daily Discord on a weekly podcast called All Things Discouraged. ⊕ 

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