Chicago, Il—Jerry Springer’s publicist, Linda Shafran, is refuting a recent Daily Discord feature. She claims her client was on business in California on March 11th and not, as The Discord feature suggests, in attendance at the infamous Chicago Trump rally. She also added the person in the above image “only looks a tiny bit like Jerry.”
The Discord staff would like to ask, which above image? One is clearly Mr. Springer. Why so quick to come to his defense? We didn’t actually believe your client was at this event, until now. How do you explain the above Photoshopped image of your client battered and bruised? Is Mr. Springer going to address Mr. Trump’s fictional criticism? Your comments raise more questions than they answer, which is fairly typical.
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Oh, you clicked on this part. Well, sorry about dragging you into this even more, Linda. Thank you for your comment! Later today you should be receiving three manuscripts and two screenplays. Liz Scheier over at Random House found them “extremely funny, but not marketable” …not unlike this site, incidentally. Oh, and Alex Bone wanted me to throw in some of his zombie erotica. You’ll love it! Check your spam folder.
Oh, and check out Linda’s full comment at the end of the original feature.