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Finally, A Ticket You Can Get Behind

by Pierce Winslow • October 26, 2016

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…or maybe reach around.


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Pierce Winslow is the Discord's Brain, Chief Engineer and C.E.O. He co-founded the Discord along with Mick Zano in 2008 and they have both been sorry ever since. View all posts by Pierce Winslow →

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