Ted Cruz To Retire From Politics!


My father-in-law owns a used car dealership and it just seemed right.



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Mick Zano

Mick Zano

Mick Zano is the Head Comedy Writer and co-founder of The Daily Discord. He is the Captain of team Search Truth Quest and is currently part of the Witness Protection Program. He is being strongly advised to stop talking any further about this, right now, and would like to add that he is in no way affiliated with the Gambinonali crime family. 


  2 comments for “Ted Cruz To Retire From Politics!

  1. June 18, 2016 at 4:00 PM

    I wouldn’t buy a used car from him, but perhaps I would buy a well used bible to wrap around Trumps foot and then light him on fire

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