Dear Ghetto Shaman,

When I sent you a question about “transforming your demons, not fighting them”, you agreed and suggested I transform them into hot chicks (which you never posted on this site, by the way). But the Buddha’s first trial was lust. He would never have obtained enlightenment listening to you!

Lou-E

Dear Lou-E,

Yes, I remember the correspondence. The spiritual development of humanity has surpassed what it was in the Buddha’s time. The universe is unfolding and, in some cases, disrobing. I sat under the Bodhi tree, nailed the shit out of everything that walked passed, and beat the Buddha’s best time. Fear is still the same trial, though, so don’t be afraid to pork away, pal.

The Ghetto Shaman