Gun Used by Border Patrol Agent Government Issue

Gun Used by Border Patrol Agent Government Issue

Sierra Vista, AZ—Drug mule Manuel Garcia is dead, the drugs he was smuggling into the U.S. have been burned, and, perhaps even more disturbing, the weapon used to gun down Mr. Garcia was issued by the U.S. Government. Friends and neighbors describe Garcia as a competent drug runner, who was a good neighbor and family man, except during shootouts.

One neighbor claims shoot outs were rare. “He usually tried to keep any gun fights before 11PM. He was that kind of guy.”

Attorney General Eric Holder said, “I don’t know how this could have happened, because I don’t know a lot of stuff about things, which is why I am so shocked every time I watch the news.”

The Discord’s Cokie McGrath had this to say, “Every day we hand thousands of guns to people who continue to shoot at other people. Border agents, cops, even some glorified mall cops are packing serious heat. When is the madness going to stop? Besides, there were people counting on that methamphetamine. What are they supposed to do now, make it in their basement? Yeah, like that’s going make our neighborhoods safer.”

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