Ten Children Vanish During Jackson Cirque Du Soleil Performance

Ten Children Vanish During Jackson Cirque du Soleil Performance

Many involved with the show are blaming the spirit of Michael Jackson for the missing children. Jackson, who has yet to pay a single night’s admission, allegedly haunts the production night-after-night like a modern day Phantom of the Oprah. Yes, he’s reportedly bugging her too.

Michael Jackson’s phantasmal presence is only increasing on the set and many performers are blaming him for the disappearances.

One performer told The Discord, “He’s always whispering choreographic suggestions in my ear. It’s like, dude, move on to that big production in the sky already. It’s annoying as shit.”

Another nameless performer begged the question, “Why are children even allowed in Vegas? Shouldn’t there be some kind of an age limit for Sin City admissions? I don’t wear a lot of clothing on those trapeze if you follow. Look, if you bring your children to Mandalay Bay, show them the aquarium and get them the hell out of Dodge by sunset, otherwise please keep in mind their organs go for top dollar on eBay.”

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