London, Eng—In some misguided attempt at youthful exuberance, Prince Charles, not to be outdone, stripped down to his family jewels and bolted through downtown London yesterday. This copycat stunt comes in the wake of Prince Harry’s Vegas shenanigans and Princess Kate’s Paparazzi-style topless photos.
Prince Charles told reporters, “It seems the Royal Family is on a bit of a streak, heh, heh. Why should young people have all the fun? I’m sick of the “Dirty” Prince Harry jokes and the Duchess of Shamebridge nonsense. So I decided to do a little saber rattling myself, nudge, nudge. I thought about jumping in the Thames naked, but it’s rather thick this time of year. Then I considered riding my horse naked through the city, but then I thought ‘too Lady Godiva’. That’s when I came up with the idea to just go on a jogging naked barcrawl kind of thing.”
When asked if this constituted proper behavior for a Prince, Charles said, “I am the naked man formerly known as Prince. Besides, Big Ben’s got nothing on me, bitches!” He then continued his awkward jog west toward a structure now referred to as IntheBuffingham Palace.
Her Majesty the Queen was unavailable for comment as she is scheduled to bungee jump from Tower Bridge, er…you know.