Dear Ghetto Shaman,

I heard an old Hopi saying, “We are the ones we have been waiting for.”  I thought that was really profound.

Mick Guernsey

Dear Mick,

I heard an old Hopi say, “The waiting is the hardest part,” and “Don’t come around here no more, bitch.”  Wait, that was Tom Petty.  Think he’s a Navajo.

The Ghetto Shaman