In Historic Reversal Turkey Pardons Trump!

Tweet Tower—One of the two presidentially pardoned turkeys is back in the news today. A day after their pardoning ceremony, one of the turkeys, Peas, sent a short and pointed note to the president. After the Feds determined the white powder on the envelope was only meth, the note was handed to President Trump. In a gesture of good faith, Peas is pardoning the president for his hair, his fam, and “that meaningless Trump U degree he received in 2007.” Peas would also like to give a big shout out to those tofurkey people!

Happy tofurkey day! Yeah, that’s it today. Mr. Winslow doesn’t even read these anymore. Our only correspondence these days is regarding receipt denials, you know, when I try to pawn off bar tabs as a business expense.

 

 

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Mick Zano

Mick Zano

Mick Zano is the Head Comedy Writer and co-founder of The Daily Discord. He is the Captain of team Search Truth Quest and is currently part of the Witness Protection Program. He is being strongly advised to stop talking any further about this, right now, and would like to add that he is in no way affiliated with the Gambinonali crime family. 

  1 comment for “In Historic Reversal Turkey Pardons Trump!

  1. pokey
    November 23, 2018 at 8:52 AM

    Ha!

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