In your book Authenticity Through Faking Orgasms, somewhere in Chapter four, entitled Inner Wisdom Inner Twat, it dawned on me, you have deep-seated, unresolved issues with women. It is as if you are taking a big dump along the mystical path.
The Ghetto Shaman
P.S. Read my seventh book Liberation Through Defecation, particularly chapter three, The Fart of War. Now contemplate the sound of one cheek farting.