A Fired Tom Price Charters Government Jet To Move Family Back To Georgia

Washington—Soon after Tom Price was fired for his questionable use of a government airplane, the former director of Health and Human Services is back in the news today. This time he apparently charted a government plane to lug his family and his personal belongings from DC back to his home in Roswell, Georgia. Many pundits are calling the move ‘ballsy’, while others are employing terms more associated with the shaft of the male genitalia.

Donald Trump tweeted, “As long as he gets his sorry ass back to Dixie, I don’t care how he gets there. At least he is ending his tenor in the same way that he ended his tenor. Consistency is consistency is consistency. #GeorgiaOnMyMind.

A swarm of reporters cornered Mr. Price as he was set to take off from Dulles International Airport. Price told the press, “I still get some privileges, I’m technically still on the clock until Monday. Now, before you all get the hell off this plane, can two of you help with a couch?”


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  9 comments for “A Fired Tom Price Charters Government Jet To Move Family Back To Georgia

  1. janet felciano
    October 1, 2017 at 8:34 PM

    The old goat gotts big BALLS!!

    • Mick Zano
      October 4, 2017 at 1:20 PM

      I’m sorry, gang, this is satire. I have been covering this shit for 15 years and have been battling the right since the day of the invasion of Iraq. I don’t do fake, but I can see why this one was perceived as such. I’m glad you are questioning sources, there’s no such filters on the right. Here’s one of my recent real article from on satire v fake http://www.dailydiscord.com/?p=12628.

  2. Carol L King
    October 1, 2017 at 8:37 PM

    Yeah he only owes tax payers 950,000. Idiot Trump picked these losers and they immediately went nuts screwing the tax payers. Guess they figured the idiot in charge would never catch on. And he didn’t.

  3. Nelson Medina
    October 2, 2017 at 2:52 AM

    Have my 6 pack of MULLER
    Ready to

    • Mick Zano
      November 5, 2017 at 8:28 PM

      It’s Mueller time… way overdue, in fact

  4. Jerry Belcher
    October 2, 2017 at 1:11 PM

    I question the reality behind this post. The quote from Trump does not sound like anything Trump would say or has ever said about anything. Also, he would need a C-17 Globemaster to get his household possessions back to GA.

    • Ruby N. Gill
      October 2, 2017 at 7:49 PM

      This is satire.

  5. Lanusta
    October 2, 2017 at 3:25 PM

    Price is oblivious to rules and good conduct. He is royal PIG!!!!!!

    October 2, 2017 at 7:25 PM

    You guys need to see who is writing the article. Much of what is being told was not said or is not true.

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