Local News: Another Shrubbery Charged With Urinating In Public


In related news: a black-eyed Susan is wanted for questioning in a domestic violet case.


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Mick Zano

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  4 comments for “Local News: Another Shrubbery Charged With Urinating In Public

  1. May 7, 2016 at 5:40 PM

    I heard it was because it was a gender neutral plant, so it wasn’t allowed to use either bathroom

  2. Mick Zano
    May 7, 2016 at 5:43 PM

    Transplanter issues?

  3. May 7, 2016 at 5:48 PM

    Plants are disgusting how is this legal?

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