Do you have any speaking engagements coming up? You rock!
I do have a retreat this weekend in the woods by the 7-11. Develop compassion for your whole self in my Baby Oil Purification Lodge. Read selected excerpts from my books Inner Paths to Pussy and The Tao of Skullfucking by Bic-light. Spend your days taking life-altering spiritual hikes, while I hit the bars. Learn the art of psycho-spiritual sexting, or why not attend one of my Hide the Sacred Sausage workshops? But don’t take my word for it. Here’s an actual testimonial:
It’s amazing what he does and stuff.
See? What are you waiting for? Don’t let the extreme cost or your own intuition stop you from something you’ll never forget!