Discord Drones Drop Liberal Propaganda Over Red States

flying-paper-oMLAlliance, NEThe Daily Discord is currently implementing an aerial outreach campaign, or Reality Intervention Initiative (RIT). Dozens of unmanned drones are being dispatched to remote areas of the country. The Discord hopes to bring ‘facts’ to regions of this country suffering from only Fox News and AM radio. Leaflets are being dropped from the sky that state: Rupert Murdoch Is The Antichrist, Socialism Can Be Fun!, Obamacare Saved My Life, and Benghazi Saved My Life. The Daily Discord plans to reach these people with real statistics and verifiable information in the hopes of gradually replacing truthiness with truth.

Mick Zano told reporters, “I regret to say this isn’t going well. Most of the drones have already been shot out of the sky. I was a staunch defender of our 2nd Amendment rights…until now.” When asked WTF?, Zano said, “Have you ever spoken to these peeps? Their entire foreign policy consists of three words, More Bombs Please. Kidding, they never say please. After watching one O’Reilly Factor segment these people are ready to nuke the Amish! This is ridiculous when it’s the Mormons we really need to be concerned about.”

Resident expert, Dr. Kwela Juluka, had this to say, “In this instance, the American Psychiatric Association encourages a gradual exposure to real information. The GOP needs to be weaned from lies to truthiness and eventually to truth. We included the links to PolitiFact and FactCheck.org on these leaflets, but please only check one fact per day to avoid the risk of stroke or congenital truth failure.”

 

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Mick Zano

Mick Zano

Mick Zano is the Head Comedy Writer and co-founder of The Daily Discord. He is the Captain of team Search Truth Quest and is currently part of the Witness Protection Program. He is being strongly advised to stop talking any further about this, right now, and would like to add that he is in no way affiliated with the Gambinonali crime family. 

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