During Victory Speech Hillary Tears Off Biden Mask Before Mounting Broomstick

Washington—At the onset of Joe Biden’s victory speech, to the horror of onlookers, the president-elect suddenly tore his own face off revealing the visage of Hillary Clinton! The former Secretary of State cackled wildly before shouting, “I’ll get you, my deplorables, and your little Barr too!” She then vaulted a broomstick in a snazzy blue pantsuit and flew off into the night, presumably toward 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

This might come as a surprise to some of you, but that didn’t actually happen. It would be great if it did, because Karma is a bitch …and sometimes karma is a bitch in a blue pantsuit.


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