How can I become a Shamen? I really don’t like pain and I have asthma real bad. Will that be a problem?
First off, to become a Shaman one must learn how to fucking spell Shaman! You spelled it right in my name, dipshit. I am feeling generous today. Since I am a healer, just send me twenty dollars and I will make you a Shaman. Send me twenty more and I’ll see about your asthma. Oh, and if the check should bounce, just remember that my friends are ancient Mayan gods.