Dear Ghetto Shaman,
Any of your legendary workshops coming up?
Yes, May 7th and 8th. Here is a brief itinerary:
11:00AM—My Cthulhu Sweat Lodge is back with, Sweating to the Old Ones, where I will harness your orgasmic sexual energy with help from some Deep Ones (actual harnesses available).
1:00PM—Drinking Heavy Cosmic Bar Crawl
11:00PM—Conference call with Charlie Sheen to discuss ‘winning’ and its implications for an enlightened consciousness.
7:00AM—Time for the old “get up a collection to bailout your guru, bitches” workshop. This will help your karma and your budgeting skills
8:00AM—Medicine Wheel Healing Workshop with fluids and oatmeal
10:00AM—Advanced Healing Workshop for those still under the spell of the Hangover Gods
12:00PM—Closing prayer and legal waiver signing, all during the Go Home, Bitches song
The Ghetto (Cash Only) Shaman