Dear Ghetto Shaman,

Did you watch the GOP Convention? If so, thoughts?

Pierce X. Winslow

P.S. If you don’t answer this you’re FIRED!!!!

Dear Mr. Winslow,

Kind of creeped me out. I know the heart of the GOP is generally old, creepy, and in some stage of advanced cognitive decline, but to wheel out all three from the get-go was a little much. I switched over to TLC’s Honey Boo Boo. I could report on that if you’d like?

Respectfully deposited,

The Ghetto Shaman