Tunguska Blast Mystery Solved? NASA: “It Was a Space Fart”

Tunguska Blast Mystery Solved? NASA: "It Was a Space Fart"

Washington, DC— Only days after the National Academy of Sciences of Ukraine claimed to have solved the 105 year old mystery of the Tunguska devastation, NASA offered a different solution.

“It was not an icy meteor,” said NASA head, Charles Bolden, “It was a little understood gastral anomaly known as a space fart. Whereas we don’t really understand the mechanisms behind space farts, some theorize they occur when the universe all orders too much Mexican on the same night.”

This theory is also known to astronomers as Smell’s Theorem and is controversial in the scientific community. Other scientists believe these discharges originate from the ass end of a black hole, which scientists refer to as a “singularity but deadly.”

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