Tag Archive for spoof news
#AllLivesMatter : The Slide Show
by Mr. Sherman •
Stephen Hawking Endorses Bernie, Wait…Who Is That? Holy Shit!
by Mr. Sherman •
Apology XVX: I Am Going To Fix This Or My Pseudonym Isn’t Pierce Winslow
by Pierce Winslow •
Recently The Discord has fallen below its usual high level of journalistic excellence. As CEO I have identified the problem as the general weed availability in the Flagstaff area. Too much or too little has yet to be determined. In our recent Putin Syria coverage, we implied the Russian fighter was the adversary from Rocky II when actually he was from Rocky IV. On a similar note, I don’t know what XVX even means numerically. We have had so many apologies over the years I can no long count that high in roman numerals. I believe Rocky XVX fought Cthulhu, right? I would fire Zano, but in the past this has only proven to further Miltonize him. On a related note, I want my stapler back.
In retrospect, I should have sent Alex Bone to the Vikings Lives Matter rally instead of Cokie McGrath…
How Fahrvergnugan To The Other Side?
by Mr. Sherman •
Is The Pope Finally Cleaning House?
by Mr. Sherman •
Don’t let the floor hit you on the ass on the way out. Actually, Boehner isn’t the devil, it’s going to be the next guy. Today he’s just a little horny.
Jeb Remains In Chateau Bow Wow: Trump Beating Him Even In Florida
by Mr. Sherman •
God Pulls Plug On Cruz Candidacy
by Mick Zano •
Heaven—God is reportedly “furious” with Senator Ted Cruz’s recent political antics. As Cruz delivered a speech on the virtues of clean Tar Sands earlier today, God disrupted the proceedings with a blinding flash of Photoshopped light. God then commanded: “Thou shalt retire from politics indefinitely!” The almighty later told reporters he was not impressed with the Texas Senator’s recent debate performance or his fantasy football picks. God then sent an official Notice of Tablet to Cruz Headquarters, certified mail, within the required time frames.
