1. That guy who flew his plane into IRS headquarters.

2. That woman who drove her car into the White House barrier.

3. That guy who voted for The Surge in Iran (he meant Iraq, God love him).

4. Senator Joseph McCarthy (kidding, he doesn’t know who that is).

5. Dumb of Dumb and Dumber (he hates the really dumb one, hates him!)

6. The CEO of BP during the gulf oil spill.

7. Jerry Sandusky (before the scandal).

8. Gandhi, no wait Ted Bundy, no wait the guy from Married with Children.

9. Jesus (minus all that hippy shit he said).

10. Frank Burns (the Larry Linville and the Robert Duvall version). And he doesn’t eat worms, he doesn’t!