Dear Ghetto Shaman,
I heard you were arrested again, and/or in rehab.
Consider your source! Trying to stay in tune with The Discord’s new level of journalistic integrity, I was arrested trying to protect my source…and for throwing a tequila bottle at arresting officers. But my source is protected, because, man, he sells the best weed in town, MFs.
The Ghetto Shaman
P.S. I know you’ve said I tend to send you even more material from jail, Mr. Winslow, but this time I’m going on strike until I meet bail. (hint, hint.) Remember, it’s not enabling if it brings about real meaningful change.
“I can change, I swear.”
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