Ask The Ghetto Shaman

Ask The Ghetto Shaman

Dear Ghetto Shaman,

I heard you were arrested again, and/or in rehab.

Deuce

Dear #2,

Consider your source! Trying to stay in tune with The Discord’s new level of journalistic integrity, I was arrested trying to protect my source…and for throwing a tequila bottle at arresting officers. But my source is protected, because, man, he sells the best weed in town, MFs.

Sincerely,

The Ghetto Shaman

P.S. I know you’ve said I tend to send you even more material from jail, Mr. Winslow, but this time I’m going on strike until I meet bail. (hint, hint.) Remember, it’s not enabling if it brings about real meaningful change.

“I can change, I swear.”

-Bob Dylan

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The Ghetto Shaman

The Ghetto Shaman

⊕ The Ghetto Shaman is a spiritual healer and guru best known for his book The Tao of Skullfucking. His advice columns has arguably helped many people and he is working with The Daily Discord on a weekly podcast called All Things Discouraged. ⊕ 

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