1. He’s Half Past Dead (2002), or is that our senior Senator?

2. He’s Chosen the Path Beyond Thought (2001). See anything on Fox News.

3. He’s got a Fire Down Below (1997)…which could be syphilis.

4. He’s The Foreigner (2003). Liberal Birther movement anyone?

5. He’s a Dangerous Man (2009) …well, he would do well against Putin.

6. He’s Driven to Kill (2009) and Out for a Kill (2003). Politics as usual?

7. He’s been called a Mercenary for Justice (2006). Related to Ted Cruz perhaps?

8. He’s Out of Reach (2004) …much like the White House for the Republican Party.

9. He’s Above the Law (1988). Sorry, that’s Barack Obama (hat tip Dick Cheney).

10. He’s Born to Raise Hell (2010). Sorry that’s the Discord’s job.