Tombstone, AZ—The Black Panthers recently put a bounty on the head of rock star and activist Ted Nugent for his recent incendiary remarks against President Barack Obama. The Panthers do not feel the Secret Service’s recent visit to The Motor City Madman will suffice.
Black Panther national spokesman, Chawn Kweli, told the Discord’s Cokie McGrath, “In recent weeks, we put out a bounty on the heads of George Zimmerman, Harold Steinman and now Ted Nugent for crimes against humanity.”
When McGrath asked about Steinman, Kweli replied, “That cock sucker cut me off at the mall and took the last parking spot. I ran his plates and that mother f-er is going down!”
Ted Nugent suggested the Black Panthers meet him at the historic OK Corral in Tombstone Arizona to settle their differences. On Saturday May 12th, at high noon, Ted Nugent plans to square off with the three key members of The Black Panthers for what was once known as ‘the quick draw’. The Historical Society and City Council of Tombstone Arizona have approved the use of real bullets during this gunfight extravaganza, which locals think should “significantly boost tourism.”
The Mayor of Tombstone, Kirby Jenkins, said, “We’re kind of hoping they just blow the shit out of each other. I know there’s some sympathy for Ted’s position around these parts, but at the end of the day the world will be a better place when Boot Hill has a few more permanent residents.”
Gabby Johnson of nearby Rock Ridge added, “frRRrravish!”