SIRI has become an important part of The Daily Discord and Team Search Truth Quest. She even helped lead an EVP session during a cemetery ghost investigation, here. The stats are in and we have the Top 10 questions asked by Discord contributors in 2015. SIRI does have an active restraining order against Discord member, Tony Ballz, so none of his questions will be featured in this year’s list. We even have SIRI’s responses to these important questions (SIRIously…at least when they were funny):
1. Am I still barred from __________ (such and such establishment)?
I really can’t say.
2. Is Donald Trump part of the reptilian agenda?
Checking my sources….
3. Does this look infected to you?
4. Do probation officers screen for MDMA?
5. Why won’t it go in?
6. Do you have any affiliation to Skynet, Umbrella Corporation, or the NSA?
7. What is that smell?
(No, SIRI, this is not a Lynyrd Skynyrd reference.)
8. Do I have to?
9. Do you still have an active restraining order against Tony Ballz?
10. What is my blood alcohol content?
Fine, like Spinal Tap we went to 11. And the most common question Discord staff asked of SIRI in 2015 goes to:
11.Why won’t that chick from Westborough Baptist return my calls?
*That full video here.
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