The Rock Gods Fatal Flaws

  1. The Beatles (went to extremes to impress Jodie Foster)
  2. Led Zeppelin (shocked by death of drummer—didn’t they watch Spinal Tap?)
  3. The Rolling Stones (hired zombie/pirate to play lead guitar)
  4. The Who  (too many summers at Uncle Ernie’s for Pete’s sake)
  5. Aerosmith (Run DMC?!  Couldn’t you just have given head for drug $ like everybody else?)
  6. Jethro Tull (tights?  Oh, there’s a Minstrel in the Gallery, all right, and he looks fabulous)
  7. Rush (named band after fat, cigar-smoking, Oxycotin-popping neocon)
  8. Ozzy Osbourne (chose singing duet with Lita Ford rather than actually committing suicide)
  9. Black Sabbath (lengthy rounds of therapy after the Lita Ford Incident LFI)
  10. STYX (ever thinking they’d be listed in a top ten ‘rock gods list’ in the first place)
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Mick Zano

Mick Zano is the Head Comedy Writer and co-founder of The Daily Discord. He is the Captain of team Search Truth Quest and is currently part of the Witness Protection Program. He is being strongly advised to stop talking any further about this, right now, and would like to add that he is in no way affiliated with the Gambinonali crime family. 

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