1. One out of ten Discord posts will be non-Trump related (or your money back!)
2. No more *cough* …limit use of words: moronjority, ass-clown Hitler, and incurables
3. Only trim weed in states that have already legalized pot
4. No more  *cough* …limit drunk Facebooking
5. Don’t post your article: Women Don’t Get As Much Credit In Workplace, But Is That Really A Bad Thing?
6. Move out of parents’ basement
7. Don’t move into sister’s basement
8. No more collecting souveniers from victims (it’s how you get caught!)
9. Let Flat Earth Club membership lapse
10. Stop getting drunk and hunting for dark matter with butterfly nets