Three Men & A Baby: Does This Military Trio Grande Mark A New Beginning Or Bedtime For Bozo?

Tweet Tower—With the addition of General Kelly as Chief of Staff there is now an established adult faction in the White House, but will it be enough to reign in President Ass-Clown Hitler? If these three Generals band together, they will have a considerable voice in this administration, but will it be enough to drown out the voices in the president’s head? This advice comes with a military skew, which is not ideal, but this trifecta clearly represents a new and final hope for the Trump Administration. Can this president’s inherent stupidity be controlled for any length of time? Will it even matter if the Mueller investigation bears any fruit? Speaking of which, this left/right scandal thing is never fair. When a rightwing scandal surfaces, liberals can never ask what did they know and when did they know it? because Republicans never know anything. Sad. Bigly.

The good news is the GOP only needs one thing, the bad news is that it’s about twenty IQ points. The addition of a faction of savvy military men is a welcome change that will no doubt bump the relative Republican intelligentsia. It also gives some hope for Trump’s foreign policy legacy, but, in the end, They. Will. Fail. There is no saving this shit-show of an administration. But don’t cry for them.

“Anyone who chose to be on team Trump does not deserve our pitty, just like when the time comes Pence does not deserve the presidency.”

—Me, just now

My initial assessment of this military faction is positive, but 1. It’s too little too late and 2. A successful Trump administration would constitute a longterm nightmare for this county. That sounds like an astoundingly anti-American statement, but it’s nevertheless true (that topic for another day). Suffice to say, here’s my prediction for the Mueller investigation: Jared Kushner’s latest defense captures the essence of my thoughts. Certainly perjury is abound and so is obstruction of justice, but collusion is still a big question mark, speaking of which:

Russia may have targeted Trump members and wrongdoing may yet surface, but will it be enough to impeach? Indictments are all but imminent, but the Republican super majority will only back impeachment when they are ready for Pence. On the lead up to this tipping point, the Republican-led Congress will reach new levels of inaction. Contra-legislative? What we really need is true collusion charges to emerge as to push for a complete annulment of this Ass-Clown presidency. Impeachment won’t cut it. Annulment is the only way this nightmare ends before the next national emergency and/or economic collapse.

When it all crumbles, the story won’t be how The Trump Admininistration screwed the mooch and the economy tanked, it’s that 63-million people voted for, not a flawed candidate, but a grossly flawed candidate. As for the patented Republican excuse, it would have been way worse under Hillary, it is just as empty as your president’s skull cap.

The Republican ideology is fatally flawed, the only question remains is this: will it be fatal for the Grand Old Party or for this country as a whole. Over a decade ago I hatched my related premise. I started this blog, because, well, I love comedy, but I also couldn’t help but notice how dangerously misled our Republican friends were becoming. In my own mind a race started forming between the collapse of the GOP and the demise of this country. Everyone has always chalked my rhetoric up to hyperbole, until now.


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Mick Zano

Mick Zano

Mick Zano is the Head Comedy Writer and co-founder of The Daily Discord. He is the Captain of team Search Truth Quest and is currently part of the Witness Protection Program. He is being strongly advised to stop talking any further about this, right now, and would like to add that he is in no way affiliated with the Gambinonali crime family.