Ivanka Shares With Kudlow: Just How Big Daddy Wanted My Boobies To Be

Tweet TowerDirector of the National Economic Council, Larry Kudlow, sidestepped his comments back in February 25th, otherwise known as: “We have contained this. I won’t say airtight, but it’s pretty close to airtight, and while the outbreak is a human tragedy, it will likely not be an economic tragedy.” I guess he meant to say ‘airborne.’ Oh, and I added the italics because I learned how to do that recently. Instead of defending his recent comments, Mr. Kudlow shifted his focus to Ivanka Trump’s breasts, asking her, “We all know your father prefers big breasts, dear, so was he ever encouraging you to augment your boobages?” Yes, one of our top economic gurus used the word boobages.

Yeah, I got nothing. I usually write for The Discord while bungee jumping from tall bridges, but they’re making me stay at home now, so instead I’m digging a bunker under my condo. It’s kind of cool!

*Shouldn’t the word italics always be italicized? And what about the word italicized? It implies that it already happened… But how do I italicize in an endnote that’s all italicized? Someone sneeze on me, please.

 

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Mick Zano

Mick Zano

Mick Zano is the Head Comedy Writer and co-founder of The Daily Discord. He is the Captain of team Search Truth Quest and is currently part of the Witness Protection Program. He is being strongly advised to stop talking any further about this, right now, and would like to add that he is in no way affiliated with the Gambinonali crime family. 

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