Bride of “Another Discord Apology”

Bride of "Another Discord Apology"

The Daily Discord would like to set the record straight on several recent errors:

Obama to Undress Gay Community” was simply an unfortunate typo, honest.

Michael J. Fox’s War on Parkinsons off to Shaky Start” shows a distinct lack of journalistic integrity and/or class.

Our headline “Plot Thickens Over Drunken MILFs Mysterious Knee Bruises” was found to be offensive to drunken slutty MILFs everywhere.

In our defense, our editing staff is underpaid and almost completely disinterested at this point.  They work in oppressive conditions under the constant fear and scrutiny of a mean and despicable man.  Did you happen to catch A Christmas Carol this year?  What Winslow would have done to those three ghosts…it makes me shudder.

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Pierce Winslow

Pierce Winslow is the Discord's Brain, Chief Engineer and C.E.O. He co-founded the Discord along with Mick Zano in 2008 and they have both been sorry ever since.