The Images From The President’s Recent Shootorama That They Don’t Want You To See

Dayton Someone—The Discord has obtained exclusive, Photoshopped images of the president’s recent mass shooting twofer. The pictures were apparently leaked to the internet, before they were downloaded into an older and more affordable version of Photoshop where they were altered by a crazed-liberal hack. These images now depict the president in seemingly more offensive activities that …oh, who am I kidding? The stuff he actually did was way worse.

Sorry, I spent all the time allotted for this bit in Photoshopville. I’m not complaining; I’ve found in recent years that doctoring images is a much better use of one’s time than actually following the news today. That’s it! What if the NRA met us halfway and started encouraging white supremacist to use smaller guns during their killing sprees?! Then we can call these mass shootings, fun size! Yay, capitalistic ‘Murica!

If that didn’t piss you off enough, try this one: Police Release Sketch Of Accomplice In Garlic Festival Slaying.




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Mick Zano

Mick Zano

Mick Zano is the Head Comedy Writer and co-founder of The Daily Discord. He is the Captain of team Search Truth Quest and is currently part of the Witness Protection Program. He is being strongly advised to stop talking any further about this, right now, and would like to add that he is in no way affiliated with the Gambinonali crime family.