Dawn’s Early Light? Warren Calls Flag To Find Out What It’s Wearing

Warrensville—With bad intent I, Mick Zano, have posted a blatantly sexist post for the purpose of angering my last few Discord fans. I am doing this in the hopes of further time to pursue my true purpose: to use Google Earth to climb Mt. Everest! I have already set up my virtual basecamp at 17,600 ft. on the south side of the living room. I believe I have enough Coke and Twinkies to make this historic satellite-image journey.

During this dangerous ascent I will also keep my eyes peeled for the Yeti, the Bumble, Krampus, Yuki-onna, Ijiraq, The Thing, Mr. Freeze, and Superman’s Fortress of Solitude. I will also be live-tweeting the whole Wi-Fi-driven debacle on Snapbook and/or Instatwit. Still working out the details. Do people still use Joogle + ?


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Mick Zano

Mick Zano

Mick Zano is the Head Comedy Writer and co-founder of The Daily Discord. He is the Captain of team Search Truth Quest and is currently part of the Witness Protection Program. He is being strongly advised to stop talking any further about this, right now, and would like to add that he is in no way affiliated with the Gambinonali crime family.