Washinton, DC — A confused Barak Obama addressed the press this Tuesday on the country’s continued economic woes.
“We printed more cash. In fact, we printed a shitload more cash. Why on God’s green Earth it hasn’t helped is beyond me.”
President Obama intends to ‘stay the course’ with regards to his economic strategies and enthusiastically unveiled his ‘Build More Printers’ initiative. Obama believes by doubling the number of existing Federal Reserve printers, we can stop the country’s financial bleeding.
“If more meaningless money isn’t enough,” states Obama, “then it’s time to really crank out the fundage.”
To the Obama Administration’s credit, the plan is gaining some modest support amongst the economically clueless.