Philadelphia, PA—CEO of the Daily Discord, Pierce Winslow, admitted to the press today over 6,000 internal emails between Discord contributors were released to the public in a move many are calling “intentional.”
Winslow is downplaying the impact of the incident, “The fact remains these documents don’t reveal any issues that haven’t already informed our public debate regarding the behavioral and psychological health of my staff.”
The following are two examples of actual correspondence between Discord contributors:
From: the ghetto shaman
Sent: Thursday, April, 9, 2009 2:20AM
Subject: Re: I’m bringing the potato gun to the next party, bitches!
Winslow, buddy. don’t let the large number fool you. bail is always set at 10% of the fine. 10%! peanuts for a big man like you. oh, and I told you that putting all of your money in Shagg Technologies was a bad idea, bitch.
From: mick zano
Sent: Thursday, May 08, 2008 1:19 PM
Subject: Re: [The Discord] Re: I’m not usually like that on jagermeister, baby, honest
Captain’s Blog 5/8/08,
The Discord is off to a shaky start, folks. Winslow has spent untold thousands on drunken “business meetings” and the Crank’s video submissions are obscene, senseless, and costly. After watching his last video I feel dirty. Thankfully, we don’t have the bandwidth for videos yet. As far as increasing submissions, Dave Atsals is still in the final stages of his first sentence, which has the word doohickey in it (twice), spelled differently each time. Neither is the way i would spell doohickey, mind you, but that’s what final editing is for, right? heh, heh. On a good note, Winslow has finished outsourcing the web design to a man named, Mr. Rufies, who promises to finish the project if we all meet him at the mall around closing time. Otherwise things are going quite smoothly (for us).