Philadelphia, PA—CEO of the Daily Discord, Pierce Winslow, has withdrawn his May 25th plans to post dozens of pictures of the Prophet Mohammed in women’s clothing. Winslow fell under a barrage of pressure to scratch the project, which featured a controversial GIF animation display depicting Mohammed in various clips from Priscilla Queen of the Desert.
Our own Ghetto Shaman stated, “What’s the big deal? They all dress like girls in the Middle East anyway…just look at Klinger from M*A*S*H.”
“I’m disappointed,” said Winslow. “People need to know the untold story—that Mohammed could accessorize with the best of them. Mohammed had bling, damn it. I hate bling.”
South Park creator Trey Parker responded to the Discord’s cowering thusly, “Pussies.”