Philadelphia, PA—Earlier today, CEO Pierce Winslow discussed with the press The Daily Discord’s plans to strike several radical Imams with raw eggs this Halloween. His e-zine has come under considerable scrutiny lately for what some are calling “pathetic attempts at publicity.” After Winslow explained the intricacies of Operation Trick or Trick, the Ghetto Shaman stepped up to the podium and called for the belittling of Yemen’s Imam, Al->Awlaki.
He then recited a variation of Churchill’s speech, “We shall egg them on the beaches, we shall egg them in the pubs and in the bars, we shall never soufflender!”
No one laughed, however, as the Shaman grumbled off.
Other targets have been identified as, “That asshole calling for war with America if that other asshole burns the Koran, any Imams threatening bloggers or cartoonists, and that guy from Honesdale that keeps calling my wife.”
When asked about egging random Mosques, Winslow said, “Absolutely not! This is an asshole-specific-event (ASE), and it must be limited to truly radical Imams, not controversial Imams. Anyone on Fox News with an IQ could be deemed controversial.”
Winslow compared the upcoming activity to December 7th, when, to honor the attack on Pearl Harbor, the Discord gang eggs all the area’s Mitsubishi dealers.
“It’s part of our own Zero Zero Tolerance Law,” added Winslow with a wink.