Perverse Reversement? “Of Course I Didn’t Spend Night At Moscow Ritz, The Sheets Were Covered In Pee!”

Tweet Tower—Lawyers everywhere, even many who do not represent the president in any way, are begging him to stop rallying, tweeting or even speaking. The controversial Steele Dossier alleges Donald Trump paid high-end Russian hookers to pee on one another at the Ritz Carlton in Moscow back in 2013. President Trump has now changed his story about the incident a third time, regarding his length of stay at the infamous hotel. Trump tweeted the following at three in the morning, after what one staffer is calling, “A case of Coke and one too many Big Macs.”:

CEO of Motel 6, Jim Amorosia, added, “You should start staying with us, Mr. President! We’ll leave the red light on for you.”

In related news, the maid who cleaned up Trump’s Moscow hotel room after the night in question was killed today by a nerve agent while falling from the roof of the same hotel. Moscow City Police have labeled the incident, ‘Meh’.


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