Dear Ghetto Shaman,

Stocks rally on news you’re actually going to post something this week. In particular, crude really tumbles without your important voice.

Mick Zano

Dear Mick,

Yeah, for me it’s always a bare market…until the police arrive. Sorry, i’m kind of behind on my fan mail. Some of us don’t have the luxury of not getting any, bitch.

The Ghetto Shaman