Ask The Ghetto Shaman

Ask The Ghetto Shaman

Dear Ghetto Shaman,

I hope they don’t pay you much. You don’t seem to do a whole lot except put people down.

Henny

Dear Henny,

I am a spiritual guru, so I never put anyone down, asshole. Here’s the thing, I don’t get paid much, because our CEO is kind of a skin flint. I do get 10¢ per word and just answering your fool question is going to score me me me me me 40 oz of malty magic. Sorry, I was a coming up a little short this week.

The Ghetto Shaman

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The Ghetto Shaman

The Ghetto Shaman

⊕ The Ghetto Shaman is a spiritual healer and guru best known for his book The Tao of Skullfucking. His advice columns has arguably helped many people and he is working with The Daily Discord on a weekly podcast called All Things Discouraged. ⊕ 

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