Jindal Claims He Never Recovered From Trump’s Anchor Baby Comments

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Bobby Jindal is dropping out of the presidential race and is blaming republican frontrunner, Donald Trump. The Donald claimed the only real “dropping” originated with his parents. Trump believes Jindal’s very foreign parents abandoned him on the steps of the Louisiana Governor’s office at the tender age of 34. He was then taken in by then Governor, Kathleen Blanco, who he eventually replaced by locking her out of her own home when she went out to get the groceries in 2007.

Donald Trump told reporters, “He could be a Syrian refugee for all we know? What do we really know about Bobby Jindal, except now that he’s out I will be seeking his endorsement for the republican nomination for President of the United States. Heck, I could kiss that little anchor baby, right now!”

Jindal said he is “not amused” by The Donald’s comments and stands by his claim that the controversial business mogul drew first blood.

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