Top 10 Real Reasons Sarah Palin Resigned

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  1. She is Having Mitt Romney’s Love Child
  2. Press About to Release Fact: She Really Can’t See Russia from There
  3. Busy Planning Hunt for Levi Johnston from Her Chopper
  4. Higher Calling Marijuana Related
  5. Needs Time to Finish GED
  6. Needs Time to Spell GED
  7. Lost in One of McCain’s Mansions
  8. New Business Venture Involves a Bridge for Sale in Brooklyn
  9. Tina Fey Threatening A Big Movie Deal
  10. Can’t Regroup After the Death of Billy Mays
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