Facebook Scrubs Whistleblower’s Identity: Man With Same Name Wants Kitten Blog Back

Gary, IN—A man, who we will refer to as “Gary from Indiana”, is angry after both YouTube and Facebook took down his coveted Kitty Korner blog, because he happens to share the same name with the whistle-blower at the heart of the Trump impeachment hearings. The whistle-blower’s name was briefly outed last week, but was then removed almost immediately from all major platforms on which it appeared. This move inadvertently hid the popular kitten blog, and Gary just wants to know when he can post his latest pic of a Maine Coon-Norwegian Forest hybrid named Mittens.

Gary told The Discord’s Cokie McGrath today, “I am suing Mark Zuckerdick and Mr. Tube! I don’t think this charade of an impeachment should impact an important cat blog, or Fel-Zine as I call them. Oh, and before this interview I checked with Google rankings, and my Kitty Korner has a much higher ranking than The Discord. And I just take two minutes a day to post a picture of cat. Bury that in your litter box, Fake Newsers!”

Mittens was unavailable for comment.

In related news, Super Villains Across The Globe Offer Trump The “Grab This Pussy” Challenge.

 

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Mick Zano

Mick Zano

Mick Zano is the Head Comedy Writer and co-founder of The Daily Discord. He is the Captain of team Search Truth Quest and is currently part of the Witness Protection Program. He is being strongly advised to stop talking any further about this, right now, and would like to add that he is in no way affiliated with the Gambinonali crime family. 

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