Ghetto Shaman Implicated in Sedona Death Lodge Incident

Ghetto Shaman Implicated in Sedona Death Lodge Incident

Sedona, AZ – The murder investigation of a sweat lodge ceremony responsible for the deaths of three people on October 8th is currently shifting focus.  Self-help guru, James Arthur Ray, is now pointing to the Daily Discord’s own Ghetto Shaman as the designer of the faulty sweat lodge.  The Ghetto Shaman, known for his cutting edge new age sex crimes, is believed to have sold Ray the Acme sweat lodge construction kit that directly led to the fiasco in Sedona. 

The Ghetto Shaman is still at large but has sent a message to the media via the Discord’s CEO, Pierce Winslow: “Could you send me money, dude?  Need to lay low for a while.  I’m on the lamb.  I am humping the lamb right now.  Oh, oh, oh, yeah….oh baby.  Send money, bitch!”

Pierce Winslow has replied to his wayward employee: “Turn yourself in.  Do the right thing.”

But the post script is what has peeked the authorities’ curiosity. “P.S. – The check-ski is in the mail-ski.  Oh, and your column-ski is now due-ski, bitch-ski.”

Winslow stated he will fully cooperate with authorities in bringing the controversial Shaman to justice-ski

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Mick Zano

Mick Zano

Mick Zano is the Head Comedy Writer and co-founder of The Daily Discord. He is the Captain of team Search Truth Quest and is currently part of the Witness Protection Program. He is being strongly advised to stop talking any further about this, right now, and would like to add that he is in no way affiliated with the Gambinonali crime family. 

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